....are in order for the MOB's own Mall Diva and Ben "Hammerswing", who are now engaged to be married. In honor of this, here is a recipe for cooking beef the way Ben likes it.
Correction: Not yet engaged, but they are heartily courting. My mistake, and thanks Ben.
Remove from fridge, and add salt.
Wave over hot skillet. (don't do this twice, or it'll be overcooked)
I reckon that all the money they save on cooking costs will really help the family budget. And where did I get this recipe? Let's just say Ben's not the only one who appreciates meat in the French style in the MOB.
Pardon My Confusion… - …but after my years of listening to Heather Martens and Jane Kay, I can be forgiven for tossing a coin as to whether this… …is a parody or not.
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