There was a big traffic jam in central Detroit, and a motorist opened his window and asked what was going on. A police officer informed him that former Mayor Kilpatrick had been kidnapped by terrorists, and if they didn't get $10 million, they'd soak him in gasoline and set him on fire. "I'm taking donations," said the officer.
"Oh my gosh!" said the driver. "What's the average donation? I'd love to help!"
"About a gallon," replied the officer.
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