No, I'm not needing a Mustang or Corvette (as if my 6' 1.5" frame would fit in those anyways) or looking for a trophy wife (the wife I have already is). However, I found out yesterday that when you multiply by five children and the wife, that adds up to 240 spankings.
Thankfully they weren't that hard, or I'd still be unable to sit down. Got a cool "pig over flames" barbeque apron, too. I've wanted one ever since the time I got to visit Big Bob's in Decatur.
Not That It’s Happened In Years… - …but this actually sums up the whole video game thing pretty well.
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