With all the kids being forced to sing songs of tribute to Dear Leader, I figure that I ought to get in the fun as well. One stanza didn't have to be changed at all--brownie points to the person who figures out which one it was.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a shameful trip
That started from south Chicago
Aboard an ACORN ship
The Veep was a gaffey Senator
Dear Leader way too self-sure
Fifty-seven states set sail that day
For a four year tour, a four year tour
Economy was getting rough
Employment sure was lost
If not for the spending of the spendthrift crew
Recession would be lost, recession would be lost
Our land ran aground on the shore of the Great Depression isle
Dear Leader too
Not the Bubba, but his wife
The talk show host
Eugenics prof and tax cheats
Here on Liberal Isle
So this is the tale of the tax evades,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll help us make the worst of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The plagiarist and Dear Leader too,
Will do their very worst,
To make the others comfortable,
In a death panel hearse.
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You’ll be taxed every mile,
By tax evading renegades,
Here on “Liberal Isle."
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