This weekend, Mrs. Bubba (who is not Pentamom, a mother of five from Pennsylvania) regaled me with this story from my two year old son.
Son: I go hunting with Daddy.
I bring my gun, and he'll bring his.
And he'll carry me.
that'll be fun when we bag a big buck!
The choice is an easy one - Crossing fingers is a better bet.
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