After getting a paper cut today lifting cardboard boxes, I was (foolishly) honest enough to ask our site's safety coordinator whether I needed to report it. I expected a form with name, phone #, and nature/time of the incident.
Nope. Full OSHA form and a workman's comp form, all for a paper cut. On the bright side, the shot of morphine that they gave me made the forms a lot more fun to fill out. (j/k)
Maybe I'll call in sick on Monday for the paper cut..... :^)
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