Your neighbors who have fruit or nut trees, but don't know what to do with them, may just let you take a few bushels of walnuts, apples, or other produce for free simply to get it off the yard....and yes, yum. I guess you can be a farmer without actually owning or renting any land.
Alternatively, you could say "we are such a wealthy country that people actually cannot be bothered to pick the fruit that grows on their own trees." Yes, the Obama economy is pretty bad, but someone with a bit of creativity and a will to work can do pretty well these days.
Baby update; little one still inside, scheduled C section (not that bad, y'all!) at noon tomorrow.
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