I'm happy to announce that the Mayer of Da Mob, Mr. Dilettante, has named me Gluten Addiction Czarof his administration. And wielder of Ockham's Razor, but Gluten Addiction Czar just sounds way cooler.
And of course, I'm not only the Gluten Addiction Czar, I'm also an addict myself. Life is good. And the MOB has a Mayer we can be proud of for assigning his flunkies friends to the most inane jobs. Now where's the butter?