Ode to the king of vehicles

....with all due respect, and many apologies, to ZZ Top.  Though really, it does seem to be the logical follow-on to their hit song.  No?


Hatchback, sliding doors

Pass out the books in case the kids are bored

V6, sun shades

And she’s a-thinkin’ that she’s got it made

She comes a runnin’ just as fast as she can

‘cause every mom’s crazy ‘bout a minivan



Loose jeans, Diamond ring

And she’s a-missin’ not a single thing

Diaper bag, running shoes

Don’t tick her off or you’re a-gonna lose

She comes a-runnin’ just as fast as she can

‘cause every mom’s crazy in a minivan



Six kids, in six seats

600 miles in the snow and sleet

Black tires, driving gloves

Lookin’ sharp with the products of love

She comes a runnin’ just as fast as she can

‘cause every mom loves her little minivan